For Authors & Podcasters
Everyone has a story.
But not everyone has a voice.
iHack Audio — It's your voice.

Cinematic AI audio — scripted for the engine,
produced for human ears. No studio. No invoice.

The real problem

Anyone can generate audio.
Almost nobody writes for the engine.

The bottleneck isn't the AI. It's what you're feeding it. Every book, every script, every story — written for human eyes. The TTS engine reads it exactly that way. Flatly. Correctly. Robotically.

What everyone else does
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Write script the normal way — for a human reader
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Feed it directly to any TTS engine
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Engine reads the words. Flatly. Correctly. No soul.
🤖 Sounds like GPS directions. Every time.
vs
iHack Audio
✓
Script written in TTS engine language — not human language
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Engine gets performance instructions, not just text
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Engine delivers what it was always capable of — human performance
✓ Sounds human. That's the whole secret.
How it works

Three steps.
Genuinely simple.

Your job: bring the story. My job: make the machine perform it.

01
Bring your story
A manuscript. A rough outline. A 2am voice memo. Any form, any stage. Including "I have an idea but never wrote it down."
Yes. That counts too.
02
I write for the engine
This is what everyone skips. I rewrite your script in TTS engine language — pacing, emotional cues, character direction. The engine gets instructions, not just words.
You keep full script access. Your story stays yours.
03
Cinema delivered
Mastered audio. Cinematic sound design. Distinct voices. Broadcast-ready for Audible, Apple Podcasts, YouTube — wherever your audience lives.
Forensic quality audit included. Not assumed.
You also get: ✓ Script Control ✓ Podcast Automation ✓ Scripting App Access ✓ Quality Audit Report
Hear the difference

Not claims.
Proof.

Every sample below was scripted for TTS engine language, produced, and mastered in-house. Hit play. Judge for yourself.

Audiobook · Cinematic
Blink and Gone
Multi-character drama with cinematic soundscape
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Audiobook · 3D Audio
3D Sound Design
Spatial audio engineering with immersive soundscaping
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Audiobook · Pacing
Cinematic Pace
Deliberate pacing and emotional arc scripting
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Podcast · AI Host
Sky Skylar — Airways
Apple Podcasts ranked AI audio podcast episode
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Full disclosure

I'm a two-faced person.

This is my human side. There's an architect on the other side of this card.

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Human
Stories · Emotions · Voice
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Architect
Systems · Pipelines · Code

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Why work with me

Built different.
Proven different.

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Proprietary
TTS Scripting System
Most AI audio tools hand you a voice and wish you luck. I built a proprietary multi-agent scripting engine with kinetic notation and forensic QA — written specifically for how TTS engines process language. Not emotion labels. Not generic prompts. Engine-level instructions. That's why it sounds different.
Custom Architecture
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8
Years Pro Audio
Real audio engineering before AI made it fashionable.
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900+
Upwork Hours
Top Rated. Real clients. Real output. Not vibes.
🎙️
Apple Podcasts Ranked
Top result for "AI Audio" — zero ad spend. Just quality.
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$0
Infrastructure Budget
Built the whole system on free tiers. That's architecture, not poverty.
Simple pricing

No mystery fees.
No surprises.

Every project includes scripting, production, and forensic quality audit.

Monthly
Podcast Production
$500–700/mo
4 cinematic episodes · ~40 min/month
  • Script written & TTS-optimized for your audience
  • Cinematic narration — not robotic recitation
  • Sound design per episode
  • Broadcast-ready mastering
  • Delivered on your schedule
Let's talk →
Audiobook
Full Production
$1,000 first project
Then $500 per finished hour ongoing
  • Full manuscript TTS script optimization
  • Multi-character voice casting & direction
  • Cinematic sound design & soundscaping
  • Forensic quality audit — scored & verified
  • ACX / Audible / distribution ready
Tell me your story →
Let's work together

Tell me your story.
I'll figure out the rest.

Sample render within one business day. No commitment needed.

Sent. I'll be in touch within one business day. ✓